Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Since I've already tried my hand at ranking all of classic Doctor Who, I figured I'd try ranking Boosh episodes - less daunting in the sense that there are far fewer things to list, but also tougher in that there are no "bad" Boosh episodes (classic Who, of course, being . Youve liquified me, you slags!, Vince Noir: Youre in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo., Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Pie and mash up! C'mon. Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. Different rules apply out here, you know? Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Howard Moon: But we had an arrangement Vince Noir: Oh, boo-hoo the arrangement! Dennis: [to his wife] I've got to go now, bye. Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. I love you, Vince. You can't even reach the pedals, you cleft. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso! However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Course he will. The Hitcher: Aagh! You witness some soil? Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. This is at least a mocha, OK? That's not published, is it? Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. Ive got so much to give!, Vince Noir: Goth Juice The most powerful hairspray known to man. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. A spicy, carrot and coriander Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Crouton! Vince Noir: All right! Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? I need a wee-wee. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Remember the pencil! It hurts! We've got to get out of town. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. You blind? A poncho-sombrero combo. He took a piss on me! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. Summary: In an attempt to impress two goth girls, the boys stage a seance in their front room. I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. It's letting in all sorts of mambo jimbo. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? 20 of Malcolm Tuckers most cutting insults Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. What is Yorkshire? Naboo: This is black magic. Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. It's fine. Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. Tony Harrison: How dare you. I've got so much to give. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? Simon McFarnaby: Thanks, well I'll go and get warmed up. Vince: I thought it was good for you. The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Howard: Pass me the first of his last words. My father warn us. 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Calm-a-llama down Calm-a-llama deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle sittin' in a tight place laughin' like a monkey arm, pullin' like a China boy Kara-way Kara-way Kara-way noise Boing ching cha masala Boing ching cha masala OOOOOOOooooo Tooth Tooth [Inhalation], https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Mighty_Boosh_(TV_series)&oldid=2742077, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Yorkshire is a state of mind. The Hitcher : Aagh. . Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! Vince: "Colon explorer"? Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Stop! Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The egg is around here, I can sense it. I come fully equipped with a papoose! Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. Quiz. The most powerful hairspray known to man. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. She told me of your affair. Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. Web. Noel is a . . NO? "Minky Monthly". Youve only been in the band since 10:30 this morning!, My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones., I dont accessorise. What's your point? Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! 53 (English Translation), Mighty Boosh Crimps and Songs (TV Series), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. Right? What is Yorkshire? Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. Weve got to pool our resources. Naboo: This is Liquid Music. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one. It hurts! Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? Connections Featured in The Mighty Boosh: The Making of Series 2 (2006) Soundtracks Nanageddon Written by Julian Barratt Performed by Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding Featured review Dennis: We were only just in the service station. He's a renowned ram-raider. Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. As big as a garage. Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? Huh? It doesnt matter that youre a virgin. Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. Im Howard Moon. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Unfortunately, this demon, Nanatoo, is the most dangerous arch-demon of them all, and she has absconded with the spellbook, threatening to raise an army of evil Nanas and bring on Armaggedon. Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. Vince Noir: I knew you'd say that. We're Jim and Jackie Piper! Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? Two for fringe. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Vince Noir: Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Vince: What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job. Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. Saboo, you slag! He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. As smooth as the bonnet of a Porsche. Starring The eyes screaming out? I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]. After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Despite his lack of a torso or limbs, he allegedly has a gift for strategy. Rudy Van Disarzio: Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar? ", "Can I have a crisp?". Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. Play like you've never played before! Gonna do a portrait are you? Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Boosh! How dare you even speak of the crunch. Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. It can drive a man insane. One for feathering. I said. The Moon: When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. Crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Dennis: Kirk can't drive. This is obsolete. Loose change, in case you've got any fines! That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". Theres a simple truth to me., Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit., Vince: Imagine that! Im Howard Moon. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: I am gazpachio OH! 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. She kills a lad with the edge of a bus pass and Saboo by tying him up in a rapidly-knitted scarf, before skewering him with knitting needles. I need something more. Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? And if you only hold me tight! And he said to me "Five hundred euros". My own beast and creation, killing me dead! In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. - , . My hats on fire! Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Quotes.net. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. I am too old. 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Im Howard Moon. The moon big inside a tube! Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast Rudy Van Disarzio: How many times do I have to tell you? Vince Noir: Howard? I'm Howard Moon! Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. Rudy Van Disarzio: My wife was like all women: strange and evil! Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. He'll be dead by morning. I did a song! 2. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Saboo: Are you insane? Bob Fossil: I have a problem. In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. Thug #1: Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. Never stop questioning the nature of reality. Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis]. Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! Jazz's deformed cousin. Some say hes half man, half fish. Vince Noir: [Tries to stifle his laughter]. We're the Piper Twins! This is just one mink, this whole outfit. 'Cos I love you. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. But now I'm nu rave! He dangerous. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. The Mighty Boosh - Season 1, Outtakes Loreathan's Fantastic World 485K views 5 years ago Mix - The Mighty Boosh - Nanageddon - Yakult! There's a simple truth to you. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/occult. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. Arms in short, then with the claw! Elements of the past And elements. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. Some say he's half man, half fish. Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. I couldn't reach the pee-trough! Belt, school boy, Rambo, The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Vince Noir: He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. We got close, too close some people said. Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! Like um, like a garage. [cuts to a game of Pong for a few seconds], Howard Moon: We've got to get a thousand Euros by midnight or we're dead! Tony Harrison: Can we stop? Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. 3.39 + 14.78 P&P . Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. It burns! Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. What have you got? Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners What about the zoo? Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. But I dont feel offended, Amanda Abbington is too good for outdated comedy The Family Pile, Maternal could be the British Grey's Anatomy, How Ineos CEO Jim Ratcliffe made his money and if he could buy Man Utd, This week has shown Rishi Sunak is either an idiot or a coward, Do not sell or share my personal information. EELS! A concept is formulating! The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. It isn't small, it's the big one! Naboo: Three hours. THE MIGHTY BOOSH - Boat Times 2005 Hoodie by DiceHateKris $47 Nanageddon Hoodie by KateBlubird $47 The Mighty Boosh - Phases Of The Moon Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh - Monkey Skulls Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 THE MIGHTY BOOSH Hoodie by ptelling $47 Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP! Do I look like a reasonable man to you? Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! "A miracle! Howard Moon: Vince, you've gone wrong. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. Quotes. Howard: Suppose I could try a little bit. Carrot and coriander. Will he get out? So funny and so artistic. One for height. This excellent advice:. It's kill or be killed. Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? Saboo After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillips' magic carpet and left for Seattle. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. Vince: Yeah. Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. What do you want to lay down? If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. Stronger than a moose! Jump to: navigation, search. Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. Pain. Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! I know how to read! Howard Moon: Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me. Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. Howard Moon: [sighs] I've been up for four days trying to find our new musical direction, yeah? Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. What about the animals? Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. Saboo then tracked down Nanatoo, along with Howard and Vince, at the bingo hall. About Us; YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. Rudy: No need to say anything, just kiss my balls. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. How do you Kill-A-Roo? It'll turn you into musical geniuses. Imagine that. Women respect that. I'm quite hungry. I am a summer soup. Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. Howard Moon: How dare you? Tony Harrison: How dare you! 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. Vince Noir: You just caught me off guard. That's a good book. The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Imagine that. Right? Howard Moon: Hi ladies. Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. I behaved like a tit. They're all a bunch of w******! How dare you even speak of the crunch. Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was probably just trying to cool you down. Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. mighty boosh nanageddon quotes Read More. Parka Creature: [a small, mysterious entity concealed in a parka approaches Howard] [in a deep,booming voice] Look deep into the parka. Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? Saboo has described him as looking "like a ballbag". Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. My hat's on fire! Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. Thug #1: I like your hat, man. I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! 25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from Frasier and our Rudy: The balls test! Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. You're in this band as well! Said in there, it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? Block it out. A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. Howard Moon: Stardom? Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. If, if my barnet don't look right, people get furious, they tune out immediately. Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. You know? Charlie. 73. Howard: They never found Tommy's body, so under zoo regulation 409 subsection C, he's technically still the owner of the zoo and you can't sell it. It's true. That's even worse! - Black Elk. "The Boosh!" And then, apropos of nothing but your sheer companionable joy, you both broke into an off-the-cuff rendition of Calm a Llama Down. Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. They munched him down like an old Twix. Vince: My hair's an intrinsic ingredient to this show. Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! Vince: Get off, gettin' them in the right order. Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! Before now the guys seemed to be throwing around ideas, experimenting with this and that, which worked some times and at others didn't. What do you think you're playing at? He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet. Fossil: [Rubs nipple] What do you know about Tommy, Tommy's dead. Spider Dijon: Then why did she come home from work one day, huh, to find you with your guitar? With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". Anyway, I got a question for ya. Me and Jack aquaintances. Dixon Bainbridge: No, put him in the Wolf Room. EELS! Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! Vince Noir: You've never kissed anyone, have you? Find your thing. The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw! Members of the Board of Shaman seated at the table are (from left to right) Noel Fielding's mother (Green faced witch), Noel Fielding's Nephew (Kirk), Julian Barratt (Head of the Board of Shaman), Richard Ayoade (Saboo), Noel Fielding (Tony Harrison), Julian Barratt's father (Old warlock). Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! You blind? Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Don't be mockin' my mocha. The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Howard: Have you come about the croutons? Charlie was racked with guilt. Very visually noisy, your face. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Don't mess with the occult. Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. 4,942 views, added to favorites 22 times. Soup! The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! The Mighty Boosh (TV Series) Nanageddon (2005) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Paul King Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Julian Barratt Cinematography by John Sorapure . Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you? [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. 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